Baby Borstal

Today I’d like to share with you my pitch for a new Saturday Night television programme. Compared by Jeremy Kyle, Davina McCall and the 1950’s approach guru nanny from that parenting programme, Baby Borstal aims to put a series of wayward 6- 8 month old babies back on track. Removing them of any personality, feelings or means of expression it will show you how, via a series of challenges and counselling they can learn to sit there quietly. Each challenge will have a viewer telephone question (calls charged at £1.50, standard network charges apply). No animals will be harmed in the making of this programme.
Unfortunately, I cannot divulge anymore until we are commissioned but if you’d like to forward any ideas they will be taken into consideration. Although, we cannot return them should you decide to risk the Royal Mail.


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