I feed him cake
I feed him chocolate
I feed him fish and chips
I let him watch at least 3 hours of In the Night Garden this weekend
I keep forgetting to close the stairgate
I dont change his nappy at night
Im bored by most mother and baby groups, so I dont go!
Im happy when he is sleeping, harassed when he is awake
Will someone take this baby to give me a little break
(footnote: only for a couple of hours please)
Now- I just need to set this to music Kate Nash style and away I go….