Naked with Chocolate

I really am trying to fit into a reasonable sized maid of honor dress for my sister’s wedding. Its just I really love chocolate. HELP! Every time i walk past the cupboard a little voice in my head speaks to me ‘Life is for living isn’t it, so what harm can a little bit do?’ I fear the only solution will be to carry a child with me at all times thus not providing me with the means of opening a cupboard door.
On another note, toddler boy has taken to taking off his trousers and nappy and running wildly around the house. This presents many dilemmas, but the main worry is about my nice cream carpets. I find myself arguing with him to put them back on with threats of favourite toys being given away. Internally I find this scenario hilarious. I wonder if its genetic, I cant imagine I displayed this sort of behaviour, so I am putting it down to hubby. So, if you happen to see a half naked toddler running around St Albans being chased by a demented looking, bedraggled woman carrying a baby, you can be fairly sure its me. Be sure to offer some chocolate.


2 Responses

  1. Aussie Mum 10th March 2009 / 12:18 am

    I too have cravings for chocolate at the moment – must be something to do with the sleep deprivation. Only problem is hubby is very good at finding my stash and often when I get there the cupboard is bare – ahhhh!

  2. Millennium Housewife 19th March 2009 / 1:54 pm

    My friend writes a blog called body engineering, she's fantastic and I don't knoe anyone who hasn't been turned around from yo yo dieting into maintaing a good weight (me included, maintaind for over 3 years now!) I'll look up the link and put it on my blog, you might want to have a look x

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