The Best of British Mummy Bloggers Carnival

Zooarchaeologist has been on her surfboard riding the waves of the worldwide web for this months best mummy blogs. It's a good job its cold water out there, as Toddler boy managed to chop the top of my finger in half on Sunday night, hence this is being typed with one finger alone. But that's another story...
There are some broad themes to this carnival, think of this as a descriptive map:

The Midriff Float; fast, fun with lots of belly dancers
Over at All Grown Up there's some bump envy going on. Still, I'm jealous I wish I could just relax stick my tummy out. Its a good job that Emily (Maternal Tales from the South Coast) wasn't about, as she is busy muddling fat tummies and babies on the South Coast.

The Band; quite earnest singing going on here
There's a musical assembly to report at the Buggy Blog. Whilst at Little Sheep Learning its all about ten in the bed.

The Catering Tent
They are eating their dinner together in the WAHM- BAM household and its also dinner time at the Potty Diaries. Fab Mum can recommend tomatoes. Meanwhile, Cave Mother' s extolling the virtues of breastfeeding. I bow to her knowledge on the subject, having only managed three weeks of it myself.

The Toilets
Exmoor Jane, has recommended the loos at Disneyworld and those Brits in Bosnia are potty training.

The General Public/ Assembled Visitors
Visitors are always nice, but Amy's house has been trashed at and one more means four. Fantastic news, Noble Savage has discovered the secret to parental control; talk like a robot, even if it is a bit embarrassing. Milla's (Milla Country-lite) parents are going on holiday, leaving her with lots to remember. Just in case they go out with a bang!

The Cleaners
I'm rubbish at cleaning, a bit of pledge and a vacuum when the grit under foot gets too much, but Glamumous has it all in hand with a brilliant guide to natural cleaning products.

The Residents
Perfectly Happy Mum is none too keen on her neighbours, watch out, she might set the dog on you.

The Pink, Flowery Float sponsored by Being a Mummy (sorry, couldn't think of a better category!)
Zoe has written in a brilliant post whilst recovering from surgery for Breast cancer, about her feelings when her daughter left for university. Mom most traveled has written a lovely Mother's Day post. Surprise Mum is remembering that shes more than just a mum, she's treked in the Andes! Not Supermum is reminding us all to take time to smell the roses.
Rebel Mum is having similar thoughts to most of us and wondering whether she should have gone out with a bang aged 22. Regular readers will know that there is nothing I enjoy more than winding up yummy mummys at baby group and in Mummy New I have found a woman after my own heart.

The Emergency Services
Call the police, theres a virtual burglar at Are We Nearly There Yet?
To round up the day, the fire engines have been called, as there's a risk of fire at Motherhood; the final frontier

The Best of British Mummy Bloggers Carnival