'you've got your hands full'
'looks like hard work'
'rather you than me'
'triplets?'
NO, I'm simply looking after a friends child, and so what if I did have three children, is that anyone else's business. I was really quite shocked by the general attitudes and looks I received out there on the mean streets. It was almost as if people don't venture out with more than two children in tow. It was a revelation. A Christian joke now springs to mind; 'the Bible starts with two people in a garden and ends with a Revelation', or something like that anyway.
That all said, I am reminded of an incident in Waitrose yesterday when I was pushing the pushchair containing Fifi and supervising Toddler boy with one of THOSE STUPID trolleys designed for toddlers, probably by a man, to make what should be a nice shopping experience into utter hell. From the shadows of the bread section emerged at great speed towards me, a middle aged man. Gesturing in the direction of my tummy he remarked in a sort of whispered tone
'You're going to have your hands full'.
He was very lucky I didn't lamp him with a baguette.











5 comments:
OMG that really made me laugh!
Idiot man and a stupid trolley...
Men have no idea what women go through on a daily/hourly basis.
Great post though. x
I hate those little trolleys too. They always have them in Boots and my boys cavort around the store with them knocking into everyone and everything it's awful.
Hey, some men have to put up with 'em too, you know RM! And we get even less sympathy - we're supposed to be able to drive the bloody things!
Heelllooo there...given you an award over at my Supply and....blog;. Hope that's ok?
Ps Trolleys? Grrrrrrr....!!!!
Your post made me laugh, I have 3! They are aged 14mths, nearly 3 and nearly 5 and those comments have become so familiar, the best thing I have discovered is to say
'Yes I have, haven't I, would you like to give me a hand.'
Watch them make excuses and run in the opposite direction.
I also hate trolleys although the children seem to love them!
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