Over the past few weeks I have come to the conclusion that I must be having a midlife crisis. Early, granted, but then men can have them early so why can't women? These are the factors;
- A desire to have more children, purely because I probably can't for a number of reasons
- A desire to completely revamp my wardrobe into slightly more glamorous less practical items, most of which I wore 'last time around'
- The desire to do something MORE with my life
- An inability to look in the mirror without seeing an old, fat hag
- The feeling of slight embarrassment every time I step into my sensible car
- A need to be contrary and argumentative about the silliest things
- The taking of every opportunity to avoid my in-laws
- A feeling of life passing me by
- A desire to relive my youth, go out clubbing etc etc
Is this how men feel all the time?
Aw Gawd; Its a Midlife Crisis
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I think not a mid life crisis, but an attack of the blahs and a need to do something DIFFERENT! I get these crises quite regularly. Hope you resolve it soon though. x
The taking of every opportunity to avoid your in-laws is more indicative of common sense than a mid-life crisis.
I don't know if men feel like that all the time. But if these are the symptoms of a midlife crisis, I might be having one as well. So. Now. When do we go out shopping for these 8-inches killer heels?
I must have had a hundred mid life crisis moments so far! sucks but it passes by quite quickly :)
ummmm... not quite...
example???
I just feel plain old when I step into a nightclub!!!
LOL!!!!
I've tagged you over at my blog, it's a really big issue, I hope you'll take part and play.
Oh hell is that what it is?
Can it be a mid life crisis if you are still in your 30's?
I can sadly relate to just about everything on your list!
Yey! Everyone feels the same! Shopping sounds a great idea D. xx
When I had my mid life crisis I became pregnant! x
Its those senisble shoes - you need ones with heels and flowers and glitter on and you need to spend obscene amounts at the hairdresser and then you will feel happier xxxx
Totally normal - I've found myself contemplating an extra hole in my ear ...
And you aren't fat or frumpy and avoiding the in laws is NORMAL
Not a mid-life crisis, a No Life Crisis. Happens to all mums on a regular basis, I think. Hang in there. This too shall pass. And then you can have a real mid-life crisis and get yourself a blonde, a sportscar and some hair extensions.
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