What’s a Slapper Mummy?

“Errr, well, err, a clapper? that’s one of those flappy, rattly things we use at music class.”
“no mummeeeeee, a SLAPPER” (perfect pronunciation from Toddler boy for this word).
“It’s someone who goes around slapping people hard, they are a very naughty person.”
“like (insert name) at school?”
“yes, that’s right….”

And yet again, I am praying for an inevitable situation not to happen…

Curse the youth of St Albans today and their loud voices, incessant talking (mainly swear words peppered with the odd verb) and lack or understanding of personal space.


3 Responses

  1. Susie 10th March 2010 / 8:01 pm

    Hmmm-are talking slapper as in those people handing out adverts for hookers on the streets of vegas?<br /><br />LOL

  2. yuri @ urbanvox HQ 11th March 2010 / 12:36 am

    huahuahuahuahuahua…<br />gotta love those little questions… 🙂

  3. Metropolitan Mum 12th March 2010 / 12:16 pm

    Haha. I am so naive. For a second I believed in your explanation. I am somewhat oblivious to this kind of jargon.

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