It helps to talk about situations, right?
Me: Are you trying to make me upset?
Toddler boy: No, me try to make you very very very upset!
Well, that’s alright then, pick on the weak one, the one who lacks any sleep thanks to the conspiracy that you and your sister have going at night-times. The one who has only managed a day at work in the last month thanks to you and your sister’s illness’s and the one who has not managed to go to the toilet alone at home in over three years. The one who you are currently throwing sticklebricks at. The one who cooks endless dinners to be told they are horrible, the one who is not even allowed to watch a bit of daytime television. No! That’s fine, I’m not very upset, I am really really really upset. The mad shop assistant in Waitrose St Albans better watch out today, one evil stare at me whilst I replenish the household milk supplies and I might just snap.