- The children are in bed asleep early
- I've never had an accident in the car
- The post van always comes before the school run
- My child is best friends with...
- Our
(insert whatever) is brilliant, I thoroughly recommend it - I get on ever so well with my Mother in Law
- Multivitamins have really helped me not to get a cold this year
- That's it for snow this year
- I'm not having any more pets
- Aren't the script writers of Eastenders doing a good job
- Work is going really well at the moment
- We never have any trouble with our neighbours
- I really don't care about (insert word)
- I'm losing weight
Or in the words of J. M. Barrie of Peter Pan fame "I cant sleep"
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he's bound to sleep better after all that excitement
Ha! Excellent. I particularly have a habit of recommending things that break 2 days later.
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