Famous Last Words

  • The children are in bed asleep early
  • I’ve never had an accident in the car
  • The post van always comes before the school run
  • My child is best friends with…
  • Our (insert whatever) is brilliant, I thoroughly recommend it
  • I get on ever so well with my Mother in Law
  • Multivitamins have really helped me not to get a cold this year
  • That’s it for snow this year
  • I’m not having any more pets
  • Aren’t the script writers of Eastenders doing a good job
  • Work is going really well at the moment
  • We never have any trouble with our neighbours
  • I really don’t care about (insert word)
  • I’m losing weight

Or in the words of J. M. Barrie of Peter Pan fame “I cant sleep”


2 Responses

  1. Frances 28th January 2011 / 1:18 pm

    he's bound to sleep better after all that excitement

  2. Sally 28th January 2011 / 8:29 pm

    Ha! Excellent. I particularly have a habit of recommending things that break 2 days later.

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