For the first time in ages I’ve been tagged in a Meme by the wonderful Hot Cross Mum (I wish I had thought of that name). I’m supposed to list the top ten things I look for in a man. Being happily married for several years and co-habiting before that I hope this doesn’t lead to our divorce, so I’ve turned it around a bit just like the Hot Cross Lady! This is my guide to being the perfect wife. It obviously doesn’t apply to me and is done in a tongue and cheek spirit before I get accused of wasting the efforts of suffrage!
1. Do the laundry, meticulously iron your husbands shirts and put them away in the wardrobe for him
2. Get up early every morning to provide him with a hot cup of coffee and a freshly cooked breakfast
3. Never, ever, argue back
4. Make sure your make- up is always perfect
5. Wear high heels all the time
6. Let him choose what to watch on television
7. Provide him two children, quietly and efficiently. Change all their nappies
8. Make sure that every dinner is healthy, home cooked and on the table the minute he returns from work
9. Never snore
10.Vacuum and tidy, just never when he is present
Anyone else want to take the challenge? Let me know and I’ll link back to you here…
1 Comment
You are the perfect wife, you don't need to do 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 to be perfect, number 11 is all that matters 😀